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RAMP 020EP
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"Due to their unfeasible low attention spans, and bored of trawling the earth looking for new human producers, the friendly people at Ramp opened their cybernetic research department, to create new and exciting robotic producers. First, they made a rave robot, which predictably they grew bored of. They then went on to make a 2step robot, which again, they grew bored of. Upon realizing that cybernetics and robotics was not the way to feed the void boredom created, they disguarded their robots in the ditch behind the office. The two robots began talking, and quickly sparked up a friendship. One night after drowning their sorrows with many Peach Daiquiri's, the two robots fell into each other's arms and had hot drunken robot sex, and rave robot fell pregnant. Nine months later, there was a tap on the Ramp Recordings back door, followed by the patter of robot feet running away. Upon opening the door, they saw a basket containing a robot child and a note, which read: 'This is Hot City.'"
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