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Artist	Title	Format	Label	Catalog #

LARD	Pure Chewing Satisfaction	CD	ALTERNATIVE TENTACLES	VIRUS 199CD
$10.00 PREORDER RELEASE DATE: 9/5/2025 "Lard's Pure Chewing Satisfaction is the second landmark album of the industrial-hardcore collision between vocals of Jello Biafra with the patented wall of noise assault and studio wizardry of Ministry founders Paul Barker and Al Jourgensen! Originally released in 1997, Pure Chewing Satisfaction is a dark, frightening look at everything wrong in America, and it rings as true now as it ever has. Lyrically its pessimistic and apocalyptic, tackling topics like looking for work, the legacy of the Me Generation and their failures, to environmental disasters. Sonically, the album is an avalanche of both real and electronic drums, menacing effects galore, and layers of machine gun guitars. Not quite punk rock, nor completely industrial -- this is Lardcore for the people! A must have for fans of Jello Biafra's work and of Ministry, the result remains another classic release from this legendary collaboration."

Artist	Title	Format	Label	Catalog #
LARD	Power Of Lard	CD	ALTERNATIVE TENTACLES	VIRUS 072CD
$10.00 PREORDER RELEASE DATE: 8/22/2025 "Lard's Power Of Lard is over forty-four minutes of music by Jello Biafra and Ministry! Originally released in 1989." "Jello Biafra and Ministry teamed up for this slab of wax. The title track is great. Imagine Ministry playing thrash, that's what it is. 'Hellfudge' sounds like Flipper meets Jerry Lee Lewis, the lyrics take a nice roundhouse power swing at Jimmy Swaggart. 'Time To Melt' is a cool dirge / death rock type of song, but it's too fucking long (almost twenty-five minutes). Overall this record is really good and Biafra fans won't be disappointed." --Thrashead, Flipside (Summer 1989)

Artist	Title	Format	Label	Catalog #
LARD	Power Of Lard	LP	ALTERNATIVE TENTACLES	VIRUS 072LP
$25.00 PREORDER RELEASE DATE: 8/22/2025 LP version. "Lard's Power Of Lard is over forty-four minutes of music by Jello Biafra and Ministry! Originally released in 1989." "Jello Biafra and Ministry teamed up for this slab of wax. The title track is great. Imagine Ministry playing thrash, that's what it is. 'Hellfudge' sounds like Flipper meets Jerry Lee Lewis, the lyrics take a nice roundhouse power swing at Jimmy Swaggart. 'Time To Melt' is a cool dirge / death rock type of song, but it's too fucking long (almost twenty-five minutes). Overall this record is really good and Biafra fans won't be disappointed." --Thrashead, Flipside (Summer 1989)

Artist	Title	Format	Label	Catalog #
LARD	Power Of Lard (White Vinyl)	LP	ALTERNATIVE TENTACLES	VIRUS 072W-LP
$27.00 PREORDER RELEASE DATE: 8/22/2025 LP version. White color vinyl. "Lard's Power Of Lard is over forty-four minutes of music by Jello Biafra and Ministry! Originally released in 1989." "Jello Biafra and Ministry teamed up for this slab of wax. The title track is great. Imagine Ministry playing thrash, that's what it is. 'Hellfudge' sounds like Flipper meets Jerry Lee Lewis, the lyrics take a nice roundhouse power swing at Jimmy Swaggart. 'Time To Melt' is a cool dirge / death rock type of song, but it's too fucking long (almost twenty-five minutes). Overall this record is really good and Biafra fans won't be disappointed." --Thrashead, Flipside (Summer 1989)

Artist	Title	Format	Label	Catalog #
LARD	Pure Chewing Satisfaction	LP	ALTERNATIVE TENTACLES	VIRUS 199LP
$25.00 PREORDER RELEASE DATE: 8/22/2025 LP version. "Lard's Pure Chewing Satisfaction is the second landmark album of the industrial-hardcore collision between vocals of Jello Biafra with the patented wall of noise assault and studio wizardry of Ministry founders Paul Barker and Al Jourgensen! Originally released in 1997, Pure Chewing Satisfaction is a dark, frightening look at everything wrong in America, and it rings as true now as it ever has. Lyrically its pessimistic and apocalyptic, tackling topics like looking for work, the legacy of the Me Generation and their failures, to environmental disasters. Sonically, the album is an avalanche of both real and electronic drums, menacing effects galore, and layers of machine gun guitars. Not quite punk rock, nor completely industrial -- this is Lardcore for the people! A must have for fans of Jello Biafra's work and of Ministry, the result remains another classic release from this legendary collaboration."

Artist	Title	Format	Label	Catalog #
LARD	Pure Chewing Satisfaction (Pink Vinyl)	LP	ALTERNATIVE TENTACLES	VIRUS 199P-LP
$27.00 PREORDER RELEASE DATE: 8/22/2025 LP version. Pink color vinyl. "Lard's Pure Chewing Satisfaction is the second landmark album of the industrial-hardcore collision between vocals of Jello Biafra with the patented wall of noise assault and studio wizardry of Ministry founders Paul Barker and Al Jourgensen! Originally released in 1997, Pure Chewing Satisfaction is a dark, frightening look at everything wrong in America, and it rings as true now as it ever has. Lyrically its pessimistic and apocalyptic, tackling topics like looking for work, the legacy of the Me Generation and their failures, to environmental disasters. Sonically, the album is an avalanche of both real and electronic drums, menacing effects galore, and layers of machine gun guitars. Not quite punk rock, nor completely industrial -- this is Lardcore for the people! A must have for fans of Jello Biafra's work and of Ministry, the result remains another classic release from this legendary collaboration."